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A man mounts a dildo on either side of his penis then tapes them (preferably with duct tape) along with his penis in the middle, the penetrates an anus or vagina, depending on sexuality and fetish.
Woman: Did you hear about last night? Rebecca asked her boyfriend to do something naughty, and he did the Pennsylvanian Passenger Train!
A mystical man, who is relentless in his pursuit to fingerbash as many chicks as he can. Certain females are constantly fighting over tickets to the G-Train. Once the G-train l is knuckle deep and motorboating the shit out of them, that’s what we call a “Dirty G-train”.
“Oh wow look at me, I’ve got big tits and a gashing vagina, all I want is a ticket to score myself a Dirty G-Train”
Since I wasn't a newborn, I always held my pee to put on my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants, and relieved my potty training accidents of pee inside my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants!
It sucks cleaning up after taking the train to Perry like that.
When you bring home two girls from a bar or restaurant. When bringing them home one has to be heavy set. You would insert your penis in the skinny one doggie style. While the heavy one pegs your with a strap on. While this is happening you are wearing a train conductor hat and yelling choo.choo.
I brought them home from BP's back to millet giving them the old millet train stop
Man am I sore today
When you are in your late 20s about to hit 30 you are considered a baby cougar in training. Meaning that from age 30-32 you have a leeway period that allows you to transition into your new role as a cougar.
Damn your about to be 30 and a baby cougar in training. It’s all good though you have a 2 year leeway period until your 32
The act of self-pleasure while on a bidet and immediately preceeding climax, one initiates the bidet to spray firmly on the rectum, thus creating a supergasm.
Guy 1: Have you ever been to Japan?
Guy 2: Yes, I experienced The Osaka Bullet Train for the first time there.