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Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox April 18, 2018

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


top boy

The Gay guy that doesnt like it up the ass. Top boy has nothing to do with control issues Jeff!

Im a top boy, youre a bottom boy. Not negotiatable .

by Mikel February 11, 2004

48πŸ‘ 199πŸ‘Ž


top ten

A list of the ten best things.

Top Ten in the charts are the 10 best selling songs that week.

by SxcBarbie November 14, 2007

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


wopy top

when a girl gets horny

Yo son i spitin ill G 2 dis bird I had her goin all wopy top n shit

by Kool-Aid October 14, 2004

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Spinning Top

A corporate figurehead, spokesman, PR or advertising executive whose primary role is to spin fictional narratives that portray a predatory organization in a positive light.

Spinning tops are often so detached from the actual product and spirit of their enterprise, that they do not realize they are lying. This is usually the case with advertising & PR agencies, who do not see the responsibility that comes with creativity and visibility.

Other tops spin consciously. This is usually the case with CEO's and internal PR officers.

AKA: a paid shill, a liar, a snake-oil salesman

As the spinning top at BP North America, Tony Hayward attempted to portray BP as a green and benevolent company which simply volunteered to clean up the 2010 oil leak in the gulf, in an attempt to hide the fact that BP's misplaced profit priorities caused the accident in the fist place.

by jojojosie July 19, 2010

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


top bunked

When you’re fucking on the top of a bunk bed and fall through onto the bottom.

I was fucking a fat bitch and top bunked onto my roommate last night.

by MaxDaddy69 October 28, 2019

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Top Dog

The name of the best dog grooming salon in etobicoke

Jacqui is the top dog, at TOP DOGS!!!

by tanya l October 23, 2009

7πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž