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haveing money for your family
i got them hash potatoes,that means ticket meal cash
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Mashing the potato is when a girl vigorously thrusts a huge dildo inside of her vagina.
Damn girl, I'm so sore from mashing the potato last night!
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The potato wedge is the act of eating seven and a half chips then jumping into a tunnel slide and getting stuck.
Derives from the word wedge or wedging. Potato wedge or potato wedging is a rare, complicated manner . Often used as a joke or an insult
Jim: that person is so fat
Jonny: I know right... she probably does a potato wedge
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When a potato, butter, and milk are inserted in the mouth or anus and then mashed with an erect penis.
Mark came over to do some potato mashing before dinner.
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A spoon device used to scoop semen out of a potato after you have just ejaculated into it.
I forgot to wash my potato ladle before Sally used it to stir up her Sunday morning coffee.
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The sexual act in which the Male eats mashed potatoes off of a woman’s breasts. Seen in porn and often performed in real life.
“Damn Lucas, I just got boob potatoed and it felt amazing.”
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When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.
Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.
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