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when your assfucked so hard that your rectum swells up and turnes purple.
im horny, roll out the purple welcome mat.
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The anonymous person from above's one inch dick. Yes, I said, but one inch.
Seriously, a purple headed warrior is an erect penis (purple from all the blood).
Colin Ferral had quitet he fighting purple headed warrior...man it was a long night.
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the penis which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song Pet Names for a Penis by Tom Green and you'll understand.
woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...
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Purple Sticky Salvia is a brand-name of the incredibly intense hallucinogen salvia and is perfectly legal in most states in the U.S.
It happens to be one of the most popular salvia brands purchased from local headshops. The leaf is ground up and as the name would imply is a purple shade and a little ‘sticky‘. It doesn’t stick to you or anything, but it certainly does not feel similar to a standard dried leaf.
It also has batshit crazy potency measurements in comparison to every other brand. Every 4 AtomiX is 1X regular strength. So if the package says 60 AtomiX purple sticky salvia, then it’s really only 15x.
A normal dosage will give you a high that lasts about five minutes, and an afterglow of about an hour.
Find out all this and more at wheretobuysalvia.info!
this black gunk in purple sticky salvia will end up in your lungs! Your body will forcibly cough it up, if you’re lucky, but in the meantime those tars will act like a toxin, leaching poisons into your bloodstream.
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The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)
I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.
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Purple haired women insist on being stomped on choked gaged and most likely want to be fucked for non stop hours on till they pass out.
Purple haired girl: lemme bite ur balls and bust them like eggs!
Innocent dude: but but.
Purple haired woman: YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!
Innocent dude: NO IM A VIRGIN
Purple haired women: *inhales nut sack
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The vaginal cavity of a white female that only accepts purple crayons.
I don't have a shot at her because she has a purple palace between her legs.
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