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A type of footballer who is forced to play cb because he does not have the ability to play at cb.
Very inseficent in the bedroom and has a very small cock (yet claims urban dictionary said it was massive but that’s waffle) known for timing things he says during fifa poorly
I’d rather have Doherty special card over wan bassaka at 1v1 defending
Such a Ryan Burke thing so say
this man one hot piece of ass, when you see him you just might drop dead. This absolute legend has pulled a mass amount of 3 women. He is also best friends with leonardo dicaprio indicating great respect for the arts and a higher meaning of life.
"last night i pulled a ryan ferrier, it was great!"
" went ryan ferrier all over my girl, she was never so satisfied"
The sexiest person you will ever meet.
Holy shit, I think I just saw Fat Ryan! My pants are fucking drenched!
1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
The notorious bald nonce
friend : I can't breathe
crime watch: oh my gosh is it you? Ryan holmes you filthy fucking bald nonce
, he is like the dream boy anyone could ask for like in that 1 urban dictionary mathew ryan. He is blind at picking up hints and is too friendly that sometimes you think he’s just really nice. You watch a whole anime for him and he still wont pick up the hint.
fr i would puyat too if i was dating and talking to mathew ryan