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when you are pissed off at someone...
BOI You be salted/salty like the fucking mcdonald fries
When you’re giving head and a piece of lettuce from the salad you ate earlier gets left on the wang
I was so into it but she gave me a salty Caesar and I couldn’t look at her the same way
When a girl is doming you up and then flappes her arm and then does a sound of a sea lion.
Man that girl can sure give a salty sea gull.
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when someone ejaculates in the toilet and the other person sticks their head in and consumes the cum putting them in a salty suprise trance while the person is getting the swirly they are getting fucked.
Joe Schum gave out a Salty Swirly to all the boys and they said it was real tasty.
When you cram a miniature Sasquatch figurine in her ass and push it in further with your dick
The other day I picked up a street Walker and gave her a salty Sasquatch.
When you're only slightly agitated or have a small problem with somebody
Boy 1: man that Tyrone is such an asshole
Boy 2: sounds like you have a salty nut
A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.
Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.
I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.