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WHEN U STICK YOUR BIG TOE UP YOUR ASS
iAM BORED IAM GONNA GET SHIT TOE
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To embrace or accept as fact. To show pride or intent in; thereby taking the sting out of being accused of being or doing something considered unfavorable.
Bro, dont let her make you feel bad for cummimg too quickly. You gotta own that shit.
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when you take a killer dump in one toilet and then quickly move to another toilet to wipe, leaving your dump uncovered and in all its glory for the next person
Damnit, who's the shit bandit?
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A type of shit that when taken correctly while slide perfectly into the toilet water with no splash or sound, similar to a crocodile stealth-fully sliding into a river from the bank . For this to happen the turd in question must be long enough to reach the water from your ass.
Mary: "why are you so happy?"
John: "Just took a crocodile shit, no splash at all"
Alex: "Dude those are the best!"
*high fives John*
Alex: "I took one the other day that must have been over a foot-long!"
Mary: *dry heaves*
dump crap shit drop a log defecate
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1. To insult someone savagely, to proverbially 'throw shit' at them.
2. A common curse.
3. The act of using a slingshot to propel shit at people.
1.
A: You're an asshole.
B: What? You're the asshole.
C: Hey, stop the shit slinging.
2. After walking onto a rake, hence causing it to rise in your face: shit slinging rake!
3. After slingshotting shit at someone:
A: Look, I got him.
B: Good shit slinging, Mr Jobs.
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The pieces of corn left in your shit after you take a dump.
Dude1: I just took a shit... and theres corn floating in it.
Dude2: That's shit corn man...
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Slang for an idiot, a despicable person.
Shut it, you shit heel!
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