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A woman who has slept with a lot of guys, giving her the same level of appeal as rented footwear that an uncountable number of strangers have put their stinky ass feet in before you.
I broke up with my girlfriend Dawn when I found out she was a bowling shoe.
Dont sleep with her dude. You have no idea how many guys have been in that bowling shoe.
Broken English from the "JOHNSON DICTIONARY". It means "to have 'Ah-GUCCI SHOES'."
I have Ah-Gucci Shoes"
This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.
Look at them Boris shoes man
-Have you ever regretted something?
-There are bloodstains on my cinderella shoes!
One of the two pieces of epwatermelon clothing. It's basically a meme that nobody knows.
"Watermelon shoes ,watermelon pants ,I have watermelon seeds up my butt crack."