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short law is when if your under 5'4, you get to make fun of tall people. If your 5'5 and a short person calls you tall, then you are considered tall. Short people are aloud to abuse tall people as much as they can because to tall people, they don't appear as a threat.
dude did you try to punch me? i didnt even feel it.
Im short and im aloud to do that. its short law
National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
Boy: do you know what day it is
Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day
means “shorts season”
aka summer
“yo it’s almost shorts szn”
“can’t wait bruh”
A feeling of wanting to masturbate; a tingling sensation; an aura of radiance
I got a tickle in my shorts when I was seemingly trapped in an elevator that was going non-stop.
Sann is very very short sann also calls ppl taller then it short when you can literally stomp on it💀 also thinks a 69 year old man is fine weird ah
Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"
1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"
"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there
“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”