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A variant of the original toy, the "Slip and Slide"'. The Slap and Slide is an activity to be done at Gay orgies. The original "Slip and Slide" or a tarp is laid on the ground. All men then slap their dicks until they jizz onto the tarp. (The more the better) People then run and slide on the tarp, using the cum as a lubricant.
Gay Guy #1: How was the gay orgy?
Gay Guy #2: The most fun I've had at an orgy in a long time. We even set up a Slap and Slide, what fun.
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when u hack a lugi into your hand then slap some one
"i lugi slapped that anoying prick"
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If you would like to know more about slapping bitches please contact Kev 'The Bitch Slapper' @ the Blackmiths Arms, he is well experianced bitch slapper. He has no prejudice for the bitches he slaps, he slaps them all equally hard.
Kev never gets tired of slapping bitches
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A slap done with the use of string cheese.
DON'T BLOCK the CHEESE SLAP!!
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After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.
Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!
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When a sick cunt does a hectic skid and gets a bunch of rubber all on his rear fenders.
Sick Cunt 1: "OOFT CUZ! That was a fully sick burnout ay!?"
Sick Cunt 2: "Yeah bruz, oh fuck mum's gonna kill me aye!"
Sick Cunt 1: "Why????"
Sick Cunt 2: "There's Tyre Slap all up the quarters of her Ford AU Falcon!"
The itchy feeling you get when you just *have to* slap the fuck out of someone.
A lot of people talk that way; it gives my friend Dena the slap-itch.