go smoke some peyote

Go away and never come back.

Sam: Hey, can I borrow $50?
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.

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Stoked, stroked and up in smoke

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.

"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."

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Smoke U Out Game

Play the song "Smoke U Out" by D-Loc of the Kottonmouth Kings

whoever is holding the piece/blunt/etc to smoke starts to take a hit when the smoke chant starts at 1:12

that person must stay taking a hit until the chant ends at 1:29

if they stop hitting it, cough during, stall by not hitting it or just dont complete it within the smoke chant they are out of the session/circle for the remainder of the bowl pack/blunt/etc

if they do complete it they can 'Smoke U Out' and also start the next bowl pack/blunt/etc

"I played the Smoke U Out game when smoking Charlie's zong yesterday, my lungs killed after but I actually did it"
"Wow dude, I can never do it"

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Run Like Smoke N'Oakum

Oakum
n : loose hemp or jute fiber obtained by unravelling old ropes; when impregnated with tar it was used to caulk seams and pack joints in wooden ships
(these seems are called The Devil...the origins of the term "the devil's to pay")

It obviously means to take flight quickly, though I do not know the full history of the term...

"We shall run like Smoke N'Oakum" Captain Jack Aubrey in Master And Commander: Far side Of The World. (attributed to the 6th book of the series Desolation Island)

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left-handed smoke bender

A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.

Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?

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National Smoke Weed Day

The day also refer to as 420. It is a day when weed is legal. The bases of this is when a dozen students,called Waldos, created a day to smoke weed and they made a secret language to smoke pot and called it 420.

This day is on April 20.

Hey man on national smoke weed day we gonna have our self some weed

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keep calm and smoke kush

It is the definer of the 21st century. It is the process in which you smoke on the medicinal, flavorfal, mexmorizable wackey tobackey. your average buisness-folk (so i dont get sued) is wond tight in an average day. Taking part in any "Keep Calm and Smoke(ing) Kush" activity releases tension, enabling common-folk to chill out, keep calm, smoke kush, rather than keep calm and, kill everyone. and government thinks this is negatable? Hahaha, Bless your Soul. you really think your in control?

guy 1, "Man, i think it's time i kill my co-workers. they steam me up-"
guy 2, "Bro! just keep calm and smoke kush. steams yourself up buddy."