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In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :
1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.
One tasty drink.
My man made me a really good new delhi surprise this morning
When you stick a double gulp in your bunghole bottom first and leave the straw hanging out. Then the woman/man enjoys a tasty soda treat out of said straw.
Olivia gave me a great double gulp surprise last night dude!
A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.
She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.
When you see the Mother and Daughter out on the town, and then they both see you and realize that they both have banged you from the dating sites.
"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."
When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.
"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."
A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!
Ramming your cock into someone’s anus with surprise
I snuck up on my friend and gave him a fleshy butt stick surprise