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When a man takes another man's ass.
I heard when he got locked up, they were in there taking a man's sugar. Damn.... Fo real?
Short for: "It takes all kinds". Takes all kinds is a way of saying "I don't know, that person is weird, but it takes all kinds of people to run the world, even if those people are weirdos."
Person A: What is she doing with her life? Why would she buy a lawn flamingo buisness?
Person B: *sigh* Takes all kinds.
a phrase to most certainly be taken personally. similar to the phrase: ‘no offense’
kid: here’s my definition i worked hard on !
urban dictionary: we hate it. don’t take it personally.
Completely and utterly messing up; losing badly to someone or something
"I suck at this game, I'm taking a fat L!" she complained, kicking the arcade game angrily.
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Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"
"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.
A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"
or
A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"
A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.
Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"
Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"
Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"