we need to talk

1) your fucked
2) the wife found your collection of porn

situation: the girlfriend walks in on you beating off

girlfriend: we need to talk
man: aww fuck

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Ruby Stop Talking

This is something you say if someone is acting like a Ruby. It can be used casually or angrily.

"RUBY STOP TALKING"

"Wow Ruby finally stopped talking"

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we need to talk

The phrase that proves your girlfriend has a tampon shoved too far up the wrong hole.

"We need to talk"
"No you need to talk, I'll just pretend I'm listening"

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Spastic Gay Talk

Crude term used to describe what is today known as Political Correctness

I hate politicians everything they say is spastic gay talk

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we need to talk

Synonym for: Hahaha, you're fucked now, aren't ya? Go fuck yourself you dumbass.

We need to talk, Tim.

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mongolian talking sickness

A disease, exclusively afflicting those of the slanty-eyed persuasion, that prevents them from using the plural form of any word.

Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.

The chow mein contain mushroom, onion, bean sprout, bamboo shoot, carrot, and noodle.

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we need to talk

when you walk in to your house and ur mother is sitting on the in a chair crying. and ur father is holding a baggy and pipe combo. Then u here them say son "we need to talk" advice’ either turn and hall ass as fast as u can down the block or stay there and take you ass kickin like a man. normaly when u hear the line "we need to talk it means your in for a long night.
OR
"hey babe hows it goin. uhh we need to talk." that normaly means that your girl friend or soon to be x girlfriend has another guy picked out and ready to ride him and you ass is gettin kicked to the curb! so if u here"we need to talk" that means nothing good it to come. best o put on ear muffs and walk away. because ur either gettin bitched at or dumped.

father,"nate we need to talk"
nate,"shit!"
father,"i cant believe u brought this shit in to my house. ur not my son."
nate,"thats nothing compared to what u use to have."
father,"U MEAN THER WAS MORE!"
father,"get over here u little son of a whore ur dead i fuckin hate u!","your going to rehab"
thats pretty much what happen at my house last night

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