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sparx math

motivation to die

"i fucking hate sparx math"

by ritotototo July 3, 2023


Sparx Maths

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.

Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*

by Jimboandtheunconsentsualfinger May 21, 2023


Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.

Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.

by Numerati August 4, 2024


Math in Public

Forgetting even basic arithmetic when forced to calculate in public. A situation usually exacerbated by the lack of a calculator or presence of authorities on the subject.

John had to explain his reasoning in Econ class and managed to triple the price in the example. Math in public gets real fast

by Wags86 January 18, 2022


Math Rock

1. A subgenre of rock music defined through its use of complex time signatures.

2. A die.

1. Toes is a great math rock band.

2. Check out these math rocks I just picked up from Dragons Keep!

by Ganondox October 26, 2022


Math Girl

Girl Math
It is used as a humorous way to justify certain behaviours which would otherwise be deemed irrational.

Math girl “I wore the cutest outfit yesterday but I didn’t get a picture and no one important saw it, so I didn’t REALLY wear it. Girl Math!”

by Abundance Love January 12, 2025


menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).

girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"

by BillieGoat June 12, 2013