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when a woman gets on her knees and proceeds to swap spit with a man's dick.
hey Girl, want to give me the ol' southern French kiss.
Code word for Brothel in French alps where titty fucking is most common.
I’m going to work at a French lavender farm don’t tell my parents
When a person is so agile that they dodge any form of attack
“Damn Larry is a french fry nigga”
When a person dodges gunshots or counterattacks at such unimaginable speeds
“You can’t hit me I’m a French fry nigga”
to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone
Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"
Times of emergency when the first things to fly off the shelves in the grocery store are bread, milk, and eggs
Is it any time between May and October in Oklahoma? You hear sirens?Looks like French Toast Season at Walmart!
when you eat something really spicy and your mouth burns
That Mexican pizza was like french kissing Hades