Ugly House

Any piece of real estate that an investor would be interested in. An ugly house can have physical damage and in need of major repairs. A house can also be considered an Ugly House due to an "ugly situation" (Divorce/foreclosure/Loss of job).

Ugly houses are typically purchased for 50-60 cents on the dollar.

John's ugly house is going to foreclosure in two months so he sold it to an investor to save some of his equity.

Mike's rental turned into a crack house, and he needs to sell this ugly house as soon as possible.

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House of tards

Word play on the phrase "House of cards". A dwelling where a bunch of extasy addicts live. (e-tards). They sit around and roll on x all day and all night until parkinson's disease kicks in.

Dude, i went over to dwayne johnson's pad. I scored some blue dolphins but i don't like to hang out there. That place is a house of tards.

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house poof

A male homosexual who manages the household and performs domestic duties while his husband earns the family income.

Cyril: I'm working late tonight, I won't be home til 9.
Jay: I'll put you dinner in the oven to keep it warm.
Cyril: Thanks darling, you're such a good house poof.

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Beta Housing

Beta Housing originates from the left armpit of America, Winona, MN. The idea behind Beta Housing is to piss off drunk college kids. There are many ways this can happen, either by yelling provocative things at them or throwing shit (eggs, ammonia bombs, toilet paper, air horns, urine, etc.) at them and their possessions (house, car, girlfriends, etc.). It was first practiced during Freshman Orientation week 2011. Where Kill Bill, Kumar, and Nitro drove by blasting music and yelling, "Beta House!" this later turned into college houses getting egged.

Kill Bill: Hey Kumar lets go Beta Housing tonight!

Kumar: Great, I'll go get the eggs!

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Devin's House

A song was written, and it named Devin's house as being hell. People who knew the song well started using the phrase "Go to Devin's house!" as a substitution for "Go to hell!"

ythnik: "You're a fat cow."
redsox: "Go under your house."
pacmn: "All of you can go to Devin's house!"

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bog house

A bordello for the Gay male subculture, usually indistinguishable from any of the surrounding houses. term originated in London. circa eighteenth century.

also see: molly house

Man 1: I saw that man come out of that bog house down the lane.

Man 2: that perverted Cur.

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build houses

When one makes extreme maneuvers to quickly establish a relationship with sexual favors.

She keeps dating random guys trying to build houses.

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