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Someone who loves the drink Monster so much that they cannot live without it. If there was one thing they could marry it would be Monster. It is considered by them as their one true love and most importantly they consider it healthier than water.
John says, " Hey Dave I got to go my bae is calling me." Dave replies, " Who is your bae." John replies, " Monster is my bae." Dave says, "Your such a Monster Lover John".
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An unusually obese man or woman.
Rosie O'Donnell is looking more and more like a skin monster these days.
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The act of consistant clout chasing that is regarded as being a clout shark.
My girlfriend Morgan is a clout monster cause she goes on my phone and likes her on pics on Instagram.
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When your penis is erect or you just have a larger than normal flaccid penis and it is placed where your pocket is and is visible from an observer's perspective
Is that a pocket-monster or is that just a roll of quarters.
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It's a digit that is employed in the butt.
There's a thumby monster around.
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When You Put A Crushed Up Cookie Inside Of The Asshole And Lick It Up With Milk In Your Mouth
Albert Used Cookie Monstering To Get A Delicious After School Snack
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Monster Jam is a way of life. Everyone involved has to have drank at least 10 Monster energy drinks. Then at LEAST 10 dudes smash at LEAST 10 erect penises into ONE woman's anus while all simultaneously yelling MONSTERRR JAAAAMMMMMMMM
Monster Jam means this.
Dirty Mike and The Boys decided to get a couple of cases of Monster and bring their friend Marnie over with the intention of smashing her with many many cocks. She came over, monster was consumed, and Monsters were jammed roughly into a single hole.
"That was a solid Monster Jam the other weekend, wasn't it Marnie?"
"Yeah my anus still hasn't stopped bleeding..."
MONSTER JAMMMMMMMM.
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