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This is an expression. A way of conveying one's affection for someone special. This expression enables someone to get right to the crux of their intentions. A favorite pickup line amongst men in pursuit of a lady. Can be used interchangeably as a means of simply getting someone's attention. Some lucky recipients may be offered a positive, accommodating response by being offered the opportunity to 'snort anal crack'.
Hey baby, Can I smell your butt?!
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This can be used to invalidate anything that someone says about another anime character
Steve: Bro Naruto is so strong like he can-
Me: But can he beat Goku tho?
Steve: *explodes*
it's 😍 just 🔪 a 💀 sussy 👀 baka 😈 and 😅 it ✔ can 🤷 ♀️ not 🚫 be 😐 that 👻 bad 🙄
i 😂 feel 💀 like 🚫 an 😅 impostor 😈 i 🙄 might 🤷 ♀️ just 😐 be ✔ a 😊 monster 😢
It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad
The Cigarette Duet - Princess Chelsea
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Franklin:Man fuck you i'll see you at work
Lamar: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga...
Franklin: WHAT?
its the cutscene in the mission franklin and lamar in gta v lamar beings the convorsation with "Can a loc come to your crib"
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slush is the word kim taeyung used on burn the stage
Taehyung: can you speak more slush?
Jungkook: slush?
Taehyung: slowly
Taehyung: slush *laughs*
I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.
This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.
I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!
come on we know you dont really have to go you just go there to have a break from school you go there to use your phone
kid: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: UHH I DONT KNOW CAN YOU?
kid: UHH I DONT KNOW DID YOUR HUSBEN CHEAT ON YOU?
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