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When a person is so agile that they dodge any form of attack
“Damn Larry is a french fry nigga”
When a person dodges gunshots or counterattacks at such unimaginable speeds
“You can’t hit me I’m a French fry nigga”
Code word for Brothel in French alps where titty fucking is most common.
I’m going to work at a French lavender farm don’t tell my parents
to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone
Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"
when you eat something really spicy and your mouth burns
That Mexican pizza was like french kissing Hades
When a man pisses in a girls mouth and then she proceeds to place his nut sack in her mouth as she gurgles the piss.
Person 1: Hey man, how was your spring break.
Person 2: Oh it was great, Vanessa gave me the good ol' French Hot Tub.
Person 1: Nice, it always relaxes my balls after an honest day's work.
When you and your bros spread your asscheeks together and let your buttholes kiss
Hey bro your butthole looks a little dry, want a German French kiss
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