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Crab God

The ultimate holy being that created the world and everything that exists. Has four children. Can be read about in the Crabble.
Crabble can go found on reddit at r/PraiseTheCrabGod

Smart Joe: I praised Crab God today!
Stupid Elin: I didn't!!!
Smart Joe: You will once you read the Crabble!

by Mr. Duk October 16, 2020


oh? on god?

when something inexplicable happens that can only be identified using this phrase.

Man 1: hey dude did you hear they released the fortnite burger at McDonalds?
Man 2: oh? on god?

by man who is crying April 7, 2020


decline god

The only decline god on this earth is called : tmsvn/tomas himself.

(German Wuppertal Bodybuilder,Asian playboy,Best AMV Editor,Decline God)

A guy who could easily get every girl,by just entering their field of view.
His will is stronger then naruto's.

No one else can use decline god. ONLY tmsvn himself is the decline god.

by TomasYoungBoy March 7, 2021


Tri-god

A deity with three deities as parents.

(They can be created with the help of three deities).

e.g: 'A tri-god is still a god, but possibly triple the godliness.'

(Notes: There's also a unigod, bi/duogod, quartagod, pentagod, hectagod, septagod, octagod, novagod, decagod & so on.

Also, a tri-god isn't to be confused with a terza-god, which is a demigod that's one third god. Please read my definition of 'terza-god' for more information).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis December 6, 2022


DJ God

When you put your itunes or ipod on random and let "God" choose the next song.

Boy: "What song do you want to hear next?"
Girl: "I don't know, let DJ God spin the next track"

Note: Originally coined by SkyeClothes.com

by DJCali April 1, 2010


god days

A term used by Christians who want to believe in both the bible and popular scientific theories (big bang, evolution, etc). The idea is that while the bible says it took god seven days to make the universe, it did not specify seven standard 24 days on Earth.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.

Steve: How can you believe in the big bang theory when you just said you believed god created the earth in seven days?

Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.

Steve: .......

by XcoldhandsX September 9, 2011


The Smiling God

In Desert Bluffs, Night Vale, the surrounding desert, and the other desert that seems to exist in an alternate dimension, the Smiling God takes the form of a living light, brighter than the sun, whose rays seem to turn everything translucent. According to Cecil, it spreads "not always as light at all," but with the same malicious intent - implying that StrexCorp itself is a facet of the entity.

I am The Smiling God, you will obey me, you will listen to me.

by JohnLock7 November 7, 2017