Thats cool or thats neat or thats awsome
"ah slick shoes man, thats sweet"
"slick shoes dude, thats never been done before"
An involuntarily absent father who is only contacted when the mother needs money for shoes
He didn't want to be a shoe daddy and just pay child support so he filed for custody of his children.
The act of wearing shoes numerous times with no socks out in the summer, they get smelly and basically start smelling like a swamp.
Mark has Swamp Shoes because he likes to jog with no socks on in his shoes.
Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!
person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?
Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.
Look at them Boris shoes man
-Have you ever regretted something?
-There are bloodstains on my cinderella shoes!
One of the two pieces of epwatermelon clothing. It's basically a meme that nobody knows.
"Watermelon shoes ,watermelon pants ,I have watermelon seeds up my butt crack."