bird seed

A bird seed is a skanky girl who claims she's a St. Louis Cardinals fan.

e.x. look at all this bird seed on opening day.

e.x. Joe just went to the game for the bird seed.

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Baby Birding

Teasing someone by smacking your penis around their mouth while they are trying to suck it, rendering them gape jawed and silly looking in attempts to practice fellatio.

"I baby birded that bitch for a good five minutes before i let her suck my cock" - baby birding

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Bird

a cheap article of clothing

Yo bro, that shirt is bird. Cheap cheap.

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Dirty bird

Another term for flipping someone off.

"... Did that guy just flash us the dirty bird?"

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Bird Bath

Putting see through plastic saran wrap over the FRAME of the toliet and then close the lid ( good prank to use ) and when a female is using the bathroom they will shit on the saran wrap and get it all over their self (lol) and preferable when they pee it will just splash all over their vagina lol

saran wrap over toliet.... i call it BIRD BATH

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dirty bird

1) a perv....as referenced by miss jackson
2) an unwashed private part, male or female

1) you're such a dirty bird
2) think it's time for a shower, gotta clean my dirty bird

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stab the bird

Used to describe having sex with a hot chick who is passing by.

Look at that Jonny, I'd stab the bird.

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