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Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.
Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
The think that crusty teens use to hide their shady and suspicious activities.
"John? Why is the - door lock - ed? are you jacking off in there?"
"Shut upppp."
The upside down cup outside my door was much needed today
When you don't have to leave your room, but still manage to get a girl to come over and pound the night away
I whore to door'd this chick last Saturday
A person of low morals and values, that will berate you to their friends and on sites like this. And you end up finding out from there so called mates.
Person:1 -Hay you would not believe the shit those back door feltchers say about you when your not around.
Person:2 -Why would I believe you.
Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.
Person:2- Get over yourselves.
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