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(Noun) A 20 foot symbol of the holiday season. It has become an annual tradition to consume holiday beverages, and hunt for the tree in the wilderness. This tradition has served many people, bringing long lost family members together, aiding in the quest for a cure of all the worlds problems, and serving as a brilliant light that aids both large airliners and Santa in finding their way through the dark night sky.
1.)This year, the SigEp Christmas Tree will be bigger and better than ever.
2.)Pilot- Wow, that was close, we almost had to crash land!
Co-Pilot- I know, thank god for the SigEp Christmas tree, otherwise we might have crashed!!
3.) Little girl- "Before I saw the SigEp Christmas Tree I was deaf, but after seeing it for the first time, I got my hearing back!"
4.) Santa- Jeesh Rudolph, that was a close call. I was lost for a little while tonight
Rudolph- I know Santa, it sure was a good thing that Blitzen saw the SigEp Christmas Tree on the horizon, otherwise children worldwide might not have received their Christmas gifts!
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Im part of the cult... god damnit i hate mr. nichols... you shoulda saw him when he spazzed in the cafeteria and went psycho over garbage... what a fucking lunatic...
Green Tree Cult>>>>>>>>>>>>>>j00!
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a beak commonly used in hockey for pulling off flashy moves
"i trimmed your trees bitch" as i dangled you
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n. A very irritating person.....usually a male found making passes at any female in any bar across the world. One who thinks his shit does not stink.
"Dude, that guy isn't just a douchebag, he's a Dollar Tree Douchebag. He's so cheap they wouldn't even sell him at Wal-Mart."
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as in young boul or young bull or young buc
let me holla at u young tree
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I pulled my ass cheek this weekend planting a few trees.
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