The best teacher with the best humor and a menacing beard.
Wow, I just saw N-Unit Osso. He's so funny
N-Unit Osso dismissed the class, he's great
Form of misgendering people that takes 3 people to initiate. This is usually used in the context of transphobia, thus if the dark unit is used against a cis individual it becomes a light unit.
Two assholes just used a dog as the third member to initiate a dark unit on me. I didn't even know you could do that. I'm so pissed rn.
A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.
United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn
All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum
A Unit Head is a person who will never stop being talking about their job. They will put their job over their friends and are selfish about it. Unit heads are usually losers, and think this minuscule amount of power makes them cool. They try to convince themselves that their job is cool and fun, while it actually sucks. Once a Unit Head, you can’t go back.
Marcus: Bro you coming to the hang tonight?
Martin: Nah, I got a unit head party.
Marcus: You are such a fucking loser.
A unit head is a position at summer camps reserved for weirdos. Unit Heads are mostly losers, who only ever talk about the job. They will never not talk about the job, and leave all their friends behind. Once a unit head, you become no fun, a suck up, and brainwashed. Unit heads like the kids more than their friends
diego: hey man, you coming to the party later?
martin: nah i’m hanging with the other unit heads!
diego: you’re such a loser
When you colonize a country and fill it with your people to show how powerful you are, but that country ends up becoming more powerful than you are.
British Empire: I will colonize North America and show how powerful my empire is.
George Washington: Fancing some United Statesing. Hold my musket.
Person 1: I love the united states
Person 2: The accused, Person 1, is guilty of treason, and shall therefore be hanged, by the neck, until death.