Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

cars that never work

cars that tend to have issues that cost hella money to fix or cars that break down in the middle of the road

I always have cars that never work !

Working at the Café

Excuse I make when I find out that {ENTER NAME HERE} is cheating on me but i dont want to believe it.

Concerned friend: Yo bro I saw her getting freaky wit sum bois from school

"Bro" : No way she was working at the café

Crowing Work

The act of getting other people to perform your work because you do not know how to do your job. In common usage it is a Vb.

"Hey, she is crowing work off on me"

Bob: "Why are you working on that?"
Ed: "Because Suzy doesn't know how to do it and asked if I would do it."
Bob: "Classic work crow Ed."

Putting in work

When you put in mad work for something to get cash Ex: killing an opp could be putting in work for the gang

When you put in mad work for something to get cash Ex: killing an opp could be putting in work for the gang
“How’s it goin fam” reply “pretty good g just putting in mad work for that bread”

Government Work

A Lowest Bidder's or Military Grade standard of consistent and adequate, but otherwise unimpressive work, without the quality of a competitive market. A done job. Not well done, but done.

This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.

Person 1: The rifle can just barely hit a watermelon at 500 yards's distance.

Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.

Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."