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1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"
When liquor distributors *cough Juleigh, get raging mad and verbally abusive to anyone illegally parked in a freight zone.
You don’t have commercial tags you fuck. You can’t park here. I’m freight zone mad.
When you've known the person you like for so long that they don't see you as a friend or BFF,they see you as a relative,generally a sibling or a cousin.The ultimate version of the friend zone.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
Me:Ever told you about Female name ?
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
The Bone Zone is when one partner wants to engage in sexual activity with the other but in order for them to have sex one partner must enter the others Bone Zone.
Kimmy-“Just because I’m on my period, does not mean you can’t enter my Bone Zone.”
Joe-“If you insist.”
It’s like friend-zoning but it’s just used when it’s two people who like the same toppings on pizza
“Oh damn you like mushrooms too? We can be pizza pals”
“Did you just pizza pal zone me?”
when crossing a freeway you jump nonchalantly on
a yellow line, trying to figure out how come you ended with two different shoes on your feet, and your socks are not matching. The yellow line becomes the multi-bizarro zone,
where strange things (and curses, happen.
Lucy could not find her car after a party, so she started walking on a fast lane, carefully stepping only on a yellow line.
She could not understand why the cars flying nearby on both her sides were lowering their windows, and the drivers cursing loudly.
In fact she chose the multi-bizarro zonevery carefully,
hoping to get home safely and faster.