Dick shit:
An Insult towards a person you hate and a combo with Dick and Shit.
Me: Have you seen that girl?
Friend: Who?
Me: Dick shit.
Friend: ohh.
when life just keeps giving you more and more shit, piled on top of each other.
When you have to give a eulogy for the passing of your loved one the following day, and you drop a dumbbell weight on your toe and shatter it having to go to the hospital and need surgury. THAT's a shit parfait.
An expression used by Jim’s, to tell people to get fucked, or in reference to their ideas and how idiotic they sound.
Jim-“you tell that guy to go dip his knuckles in shit!”
A Shit letter is when you shit in some mail and send it to somebody.
I sent a shit letter to my friend after he made fun of me
Situations that seem so ridiculous, they would fit right into 2020.
A: Did you hear? A real sharknado appeared in Haiti!
B: Yeah, thats some 2020 shit.
“Why y’all never let people publish shit?”
stop being stingy.
Fisting yourself until your anus is gaping then aiming your anus in the air and projectile shiting everywhere
Honey you aren’t very good in bed we should try the dillree shit rocket