Shut up before I sucker punch you
Could you be any louder?!
That means shut up DARREN!
When you see an old friend and you feel the need to forget their name and ask if it is them, the more appropriate way of saying "Yo mate I see it is you"...
Ehhh fam! Is that you, yeah? Fam das you bruv.
Girl:Let me get some money for my hair!
Dude:”I was bout to ask you ,You the one with all the money
When you go elbow deep in your missus arse and pick her up with one arm walk down the street eating her pussy
Im going to turn you into a lollipop
The immediate response to anyone accusing you of being tricked or deceived.
1: <your name>, did you get tricked again?
2:... and you weeeeeeren't?
use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.
example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!