ladderneck bitch

noun
1.
someone who just has a long ass neck that looks like one of those ladders that extend.

she cute and she gotta nice body but fuck that ladderneck bitch.

Bitches are Fishes

Every woman is different and there's plenty of fish in the sea.

Slippin Salmon Sunday
Minnow Monday
Toonie Tuna Tuesday
Whale Wednesday
Trouts be thirsty on Thursdays

Federal Fishes Friday
Floppy Sardine Saturday

So that being said, all bitches are fishes!

Half-Bagel-Bitch

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.

“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”