Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

Pass you so hard

When you pass a slow-ass driver on a 2-lane road and leave them in the dust

As I sped by the slow driver I yelled, “I pass you so hard!”

You faaawwwkking knew

The screaming lies of a white woman while she becomes unhinged

You faaawwwkking knew I wanted your indigenous dipstick to myself

you got to go see that shiz

you should go see it, you must

Dude, you got to go see that shiz.

do you work in business

Some idiot thing Bri'ish PM Rishi Sunak said to a homeless man in December 2022. It is frightening how detached Rishi the ignorant idiot is from the real world

Rishi: Do you work in business?
Homeless Man: I'm homeless.

compare you to YOU

when females on instagram says "oh my god her bodys perfect"

or
"oh my god shes so pretty"
like ok shes pretty. leave it at that tho.
Theres nothing you can do for your own sanity than admit shes pretty and move on with yourself.
If youre unattractive just say that, respectfully.
You can only compare yourself to your own best.
Look as good as you can, do yourself up, embrace your OWN beauty.

STop worrying about evryoe else.
Thank you have a great day

compare you to you, not the rest

I like you Gabriel

You will search this up if you are in lobe with a gabriel. I am in love with one their just so nice and cute. I LOVE YOU BABE.

I like you Gabriel like a lot.