Dog Shit

A common unpleasant surprise one can find on their shoe after going on a walk in the park. Also it sticks nicely to your shoe and will enter every crevice of the bottom of your shoe as to make it nearly impossible to completely get rid of, so a tiny bit will be on your shoe permanently.

Sometimes after you return from a walk in the park, you're treated to dog shit on the bottom of your shoe that you have to scrape off bit by bit because nothing else will work.

dog shit

i smell like dog shit

dog shit

Dog Shit

A term that perfectly describes a narcissistic person.

My ex is a narcissist, he's basically dog shit as a person

dog shit

hype unit

yall ever just see a big pile of dog shit on the ground

Dog Shit

The leftover grey, white, and black ashy residue left in the bottom of a pipe or bubbler from smoking marijuana.

Jimmy: "Hey man it's your turn."
Derrick: "Nah man, that's dog shit, let me pack another one."

Shit Roll Invader

Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse

All the nosh is hand prepared, which is nice, but I forgot to mention, he is a shit roll invader!

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Shit 2: oh shit.

Shit: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! i need to take a fat fucking shit.