Shoot your shot day

A day where you ask the girl you like out

Boy: Omg it’s National shoot your shot day Hey girl

Girl: Hey
Boy: will you be my girlfriend

setting your goose loose

the act of spreading dicksauce (or cum) all over somebody

Bradley: did you enjoy your friend setting your goose loose
Kaley: yeah that nigga was set his goose loose on my last night

your mon

Very fat bigg gurl

Your mon is very fat

Dragonball-Z to your chakras.

Powered up on your chakras. The most powerful chakra surge ever. Nirvana.

When I left that yoga class I had to scream out Dragonball-Z to your chakras.

NATIONAL SEND A TWERK VID TO YOUR MAN DAY

Send a twerking video(s) to your bf and make em happy on April 18
“Time to send a twerk vid to ya nikka”
time to bless ‘em

NATIONAL SEND A TWERK VID TO YOUR MAN DAY THANKZ FOR DA VID!!

Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.

Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.

National tongue your crush day

On october 19th you can tongue your crush any time

Yo bro it’s national tongue your crush day