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the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.
Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.
I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck
Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME
A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”
Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”
A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”
Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”
Any product that claims as a collectable or investment, usually in infomercials, that elderly people buy.
The pawn owner was disappointed when the young man was selling his late grandparents boomer shit
A shit pillow is when you shit in someone’s pillow case and wait for them to lay their head on it, it’s pretty evil
yo let’s shit in johns pillow case
so a Shit pillow?
yea
When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.
#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.
#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.
#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.