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(noun) formal dance, usually in the springtime.
for high school juniors and seniors, and the occasional underclassman who gets asked by a desperate upperclassman.
slightly overrated.
some may experience a 'creative' way of being asked to the dance.
'creative' way of asking: someone painting 'PROM?' on the hood of your brand new car with paint that actually doesn't wash off. you deny him, but take the homemade cookies he made for you, because shit, your car is fucked.
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You have to pay obscene amounts of money for a god damn dance. Prom means you have to buy a Dress/Tux, Ticket, Limo, hotel, dinner, etc.
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Another name for prostitution...
I certainly spent $600 for those flower and the limo, but I finally got laid with cindy
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Tom and his girlfriend were feelin a little frisky after prom... nine months later his girlfriend gave birth to a beautiful baby girl
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A place where nice dudes spend a lot of time and money to get their heart ripped out.
Where all the tools get laid by their whore girlfriends.
Prom messed me up, man. Spent 400 dollars and am STILL a virgin.
Those douchey tools are totes gonna get laid after prom... or, perhaps on the dance floor.
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A an event that is bascially a cheap High School Dance dressed up to look expensive. I tis the last night the cool kids can be cool together before something called "Real Life" takes over.
"I heard Prom sucked, Im glad I didn't go."
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Something Your future employers are not going to ask you about or care about.
Human Resources Person: "So, what sort of experience do have for this job?"
Trendoid Preppyuppie Throwback: "Well, I went to my senior prom in a stretch limo that cost my father...."
Human Resources Person: "Uh, that's not what I asked you. Do you or do you not have experience? Hmmmm?"
Trendoid Preppyuppie Throwback: "Well, uh....my father's rich and I dated a cheerleader and....did I mention I went to the prom?"
Human Resources Person: "NEXT!!"
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