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Slurpeed

A very cold blowjob, usually after the person eats ice cream or drinks a Slurpee

What I thought was going to be a fun and exciting night was ruined when my girlfriend slurpeed me

by Razkel March 03, 2016


Slurpee

Slurpee
(sler-pea) n.
1. A tight lipped butthole sucking.

2. Popular 7/11 frozen beverage.

V. Slurped
Adj. Slurptastic

Synonyms: slurpoo

Antonyms: fellatio

"Dude, Jen gave me the best slurpee last night."
"Did you hear how many slurpees Jen sucked out last week?"

by carcass July 20, 2014


The Slurpee

When a girl Takes a gulp of a Slurpee and holds it in 1 of 2 cheeks,and the guy will insert his dick into the girls mouth.after that she will release the slurpee from her mouth making the guys dick cold as shit.Also here's a challenge:Stick Your dick in a slurpee for as long as possible and record that time!

Guy:I got the slurpee from my gf last night and my dick is blue as hell

by DANK_WATERMELON_MEMES August 11, 2017


Slurpees

Herpes acquired from oral sex. Derived from herpes.

I heard he got slurpees from that loose cheerleader. Good for him.

by Fitz Fitzgerald October 30, 2007


slurpee

When a girl or guy proceeds to give you brain with ice in her mouth and letting it melt thus creating the "slurpee" noise

dang girl you know how to give a mean slurpee

by Dro M Baby April 25, 2010


Slurpee

A sexual act where the anus is licked back to front and the tongue is cupped in a slurpee straw fashion to hold stool. The slurping progresses from the perineum up the shaft of the penis and the stool is then deposited in the urethra causing a UTI. Preferred time of day for this act is 7:11

“Hey doc, can I get an antibiotic rx cuz my gf finally gave me that slurpee I’ve been begging for”

by LaurensMom39 July 23, 2019


Slurpee

Cum deposit left on skin needing to be slurped up.

She said, "Don't come in me, give me a slurpee."

by Kremsky Pieluv July 02, 2010