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What people in anime do when something unexpected happens
I have a confession to make... I’m actually your dog
Gasp
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1. Catchphrase uttered by Michael Swaim in the Streamy award winning show, Agents of Cracked.
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Guest Adjourned Shit Predicament. The predicament one finds themselves in when busting for a shit whilst expecting a guest or visitor to arrive at any minute; thus forcing one to either take the gamble and snap one off and risk having their expected visitor arrive whilst defecating or hold onto it and hope that it goes back in.
Joel said he would arrive at 2:30pm it is now 2:35pm and I am really GASP'ing!
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After he finished the marathon he gasped for air
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Inability to breathe in enough oxygen to fuel an orgasm during cuming. Can lead to asphyxia if the man pulls his cock out of the pussy and his lover, forgetting herself, takes half the cock in her mouth and passes out from lack of air and too much cum.
My wife started gasping for air as she came and almost passed out when I flooded her throat with cum. I backed my cock out of her, flipped her light body over on her stomach, grasped her around the chest just below her D cup boobs and pulled up. She hawked out a large luge of cum, swallowed ater spitting it out, and caught her breath.
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Derived from the type of girls found through cyber arrangement that for some reason allude the moral conscience of being concindered a prodtitute because they spend the night and cuddle.
John: What did you do last night?
Rob: Found a girl on the internet that I paid to come spend the night.
John: You got a prostitute?!?
Rob: No, she wasn't a prostitute, she spent the night.
John: You fuck her?
Rob: Yes.
John: You pay her?
Rob: Yes.
John: (Gasps!)
Rob: what's that about??
John: Girlfriends Arranged Seeking Payment even if they cuddle are still on the clock.
Rob: (Gasps)... holy shit, you're right. I got a prostitute last night!
John: We all need a good 'GASP' once in a while.
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