Mal

abbreviation of the word mallet.

Mal is used for people with large heads

Term of endearment for those folk with heads of mallet-sized proportions

"Here mal, make us a cuppa tea"

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mal

silly and goofy

“you’re being really goofy, you’re kinda mal”

Mal

A guy named Mal is obviously hiding his real name Jamal, or it could be the code name of a person named something so outa this world, so far out that we’ll just say his name would have to come from the “Future”. A guy named Mal is always gonna be besties with as least 4 women. That’s not including his lady or his side piece. A Mal man is a totally funny guy who has a knack for always seeing the comedy even in the worst of tragedies. Nothing can remove the smile from his face except when another baby mama try an blow up his place. There is no one more lyrically gifted than a Mal. Girls wana be with him and men want to be him. A mal is as beautiful as the hummingbirds in mid flight frozen in time with musical notes that will explode in your mind as you try and find a guy named Mal in the Future.

Her: did you see Mal last night?
Me: no but I seen Future and Money,

Her: duh

Mal

A guy named Mal is obviously hiding his real name Jamal, or it could be the code name of a person named something so outa this world, so far out that we’ll just say his name would have to come from the “Future”. A guy named Mal is always gonna be besties with as least 4 women. That’s not including his lady or his side piece. A Mal man is a totally funny guy who has a knack for always seeing the comedy even in the worst of tragedies. Nothing can remove the smile from his face except when another baby mama try an blow up his place. There is no one more lyrically gifted than a Mal. Girls wana be with him and men want to be him. A mal is as beautiful as the hummingbirds in mid flight frozen in time with musical notes that will explode in your mind as you try and find a guy named Mal in the Future.

Her: girl did you see Mal last night?

Me: no but I seen future, or was that Money, or was that J, ???

Her: yeah you seen Mal for sure last night!!

Mal

this hot girl with big boobs and straight teeth who is wanted by all them hot men...and is going to take over the world with lex and mike because were hot and want to help make her kids, who will also be hot.

Lex: Mal is really hot
Mike: Yeah, I know

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mal

A big breasted girl with a bad attitude.

HEY Chole stop being such a mal.

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Mal

The definition of smol bean. They are as if a ray of sunshine was implanted in them. They are the home of all things adorable, smol, and small. They are so nice and will protect their close friends. They might seem innocent, but don’t be fooled, they have committed many sins. They have the best fanfics and best anime recommendations. They are an amazing dancer that works their butt of to be that good. They are funny and every loves them. No matter what they do, you can’t stay mad at them for long. They know your weak spots and they can do some pretty good puppy dog eyes. Just for your own sake, don’t get her started talking about voltron and falsettos. Though, you can talk to mal in many different languages.

Friend- *crying*
Mal- Who hurt you? Are you ok? It will be ok. Whoever hurt you will be hurt by me verbally hurting them. I’ll jump on their back and stangle them.

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