myself

The word that should be used in all places where you used to say "me." This movement has been championed by upper management in corporations, elected officials, news and media, and all of the English speaking world's best and brightest.

Only low-class people say the word "me."

Allow myself to introduce myself.

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Myself

A real dick sometimes but funny and a good person other times but most of all I have a huge cock

I love my gigantic dick!!!- me myself and I love having sex

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allow myself to introduce myself

A really stupid way to say Allow me to introduce myself.

Guy: Allow myself to introduce myself, I'm -
Kenthar: *BANG!* You got deagled, boi!

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crazy for myself

if it wasn't clear after listening to home, taehyung is crazy for himself

Crazy for myself
Jeo mun-eul yeolmyeon mwodeun da doel geoscheoleom
Machi museun bonttaeleul boyeojul geoscheoleom
Jib-eul naseossji
(i modeun sangsang-i da singilulo kkeutnaji anhgil)

Oh yeah I did it, me shine with flashin’ lights
Got lotta friends, gojeuneoghan nae gong-gan
Geulae gieoghae mwodeun da hal su iss-eul geosman gatdeon ttae
I saw the ocean yeah i mun-eul yeolgido jeon-e
Oh yeah

Fix myself

Inject a drug during withdrawal.

I have to fix myself

Kashoot Myself

The verb used to commit suicide because of triggers from playing kahoot or just thinking about it.

I wanted to Kashoot Myself after we presented our kahoot to the class.

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Isekai myself

When you have the wish to die and reborn at a new world with the memories of your past life

Dude, my life sucks. I want to isekai myself and try again.

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