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The truth is like a lingering fart...everyone can smell it, everyone knows its there, but no one wants to admit it.
John: The truth hurts man.
Mike: It can also smell like ass too.
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Anything that is for the people, especially the children...
Man, that #18 Ultraviolet Booty sandwich was that truth!
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n. A fundamental existing condition of all known universes, realities, timelines, and realms of possibility existing in the tenth dimension, that cannot be disputed by any other scientific, philosophic, psychiatric, psychological, mathematical, actuarial, geographical, topographical, ontological, totological, or geological formula or theory. (2) Becca loves Roger more than Sarah.
Becca loves Roger more than Sarah.
This is a truth, and it also defines truth. Thus, embracing totology, this will always be true forever.
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the opposite of a lie, and that's the truth
are u telling me the truth
Used as a verb, "truthed" reflects the telling of someone information that the individual is relectant to hear. When an individual is told information about themselves that is often embarassing or information about which the individual is in denial, they are being "truthed."
Everybody knew the that Mike smelled rank, but they were afraid to say something. I truthed him.
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Something unknowable that is.
The truth is that the table is six feet long. Actually, the table is 6 feet 1mm long. Actually it's decreasing in size due to natural decay at a measurable rate of 1mm per decade. Actually, the truth of the matter is that we can't even get accurate figures on the table. Actually, we could accidentally get accurate figures on the table, but not know them as a perfect thought. Actually we could know everything about the table incidentally, although that would require a better definition of knowing. Maybe.
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The comeback you use when someone responds to your statement with "lies!"
Guy: I hate you a little right now
Girl: Lies!!!!
Guy: Truths!!!!!!!!
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