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Eggplant occurs when a guy wears really skin tight clothing or underwear and you can see the outline of his penis.
Ryan's eggplant is huge in that picture.
I saw his eggplant yesterday through his tight trousers.
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the term that italians use to address african-american
hey don't you be-friends with eggplants ya hear me?! next thing you know, they gonna stole your stereo or some shit!
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You probably searched up eggplant looking for funny things about penises, but too bad, an eggplant is a vegetable and that's all it is
'Ha ha, eggplant.'
'Shut fuck up, an eggplant is a vegtable'
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a internet version of a dick , more importantly why in the living hell would you type this up
stupid guy:' bro can u tell me what a eggplant is'
straight A+ student: 'ask urban dictionary you f***tard:
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Word used by whites, specifically italian americans, to describe blacks.
look at these fuckin eggplants, theyre taking over our town
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Eggplanting is a sexual ritual. Eggplanting involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1 female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that sticky mixture from hell and combine it with the African child AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year.
A: Hey man, haven't seen you in 3 years, what's up?
B: I was eggplanting with Jerome.
A: Sick.
B: Yea.
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