Yawn

When stopping somebody telling you about a REALLY BORING story that you don't care about with the word YAWN.

Quite a rude term, think about before using.
Drag out for extra effect.

E.G

Ellie: "So Keiran was like i wanna play World of Warcraft, and i was like so annoyed..."
Chris: "YAWN!"

E.G 2.
Ellie: "Urm, and then Keiran was like, i want chicken, which was really annoying because i wanted prawns..."
Marge and Jacob: "YAAAAAAAAWWWNNNNNN"

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yawn

A person, place, or event that is found to be boring.

This opera is such a yawn...

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yawn

An act of sucking ghost dick.

Me:*yawn*
Friend: We don't suck ghost dick around here!

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yawn

Something someone does when they need a big breath of air, or more air in their lungs. Usually it occurs when kids are bored at school.

*yawn* This teacher is so boring, all he talks about is his problems with his wife....geez, do we really need to know this to succeed in life? *yawwwwn* =(

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yawn

The sound I make while watching Family Guy.

Family Guy was on and I emitted a yawn.

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Yawn

A yawn is an involuntary reflex where the mouth is opened wide, and the lungs take in a lot of air. The air is then exhaled slowly. During this time, the eardrums stretch, and the eyes may also close tight, causing them to water.

Yawn inside joke

Yawning

When you relax and open your asshole for extended periods of time.

Tim: "Why does it smell so bad in here?"
Josh: "Amanda has been yawning all day."

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