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donkey punch

Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much. Besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn't cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having sex with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp.

Men who talk big about "donkey punching some ho" are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay.

by gingernyc August 30, 2007

6684πŸ‘ 6380πŸ‘Ž


donkey punch

Man of chivalry and honor, immediately precedent to Don Quixote in the fonetic fon book.

Don Quipunch (pron. don' kee punch, donkey punch) was shocked to learn from urbandictionary.com what his name was a homonym for.

by I. Wagner November 28, 2006

1279πŸ‘ 1187πŸ‘Ž


Donkey Punch

The melee attack with the plasma pistol in Halo 2.

I just donked that mother fuckin covenant with a donkey punch.

by Donker May 26, 2007

981πŸ‘ 916πŸ‘Ž


donkey punch

The act of using a charged plasma pistol followed by a melee attack in the video game Halo2

I donkey punched the guy for the win.

by falcon4 is a douche November 2, 2005

845πŸ‘ 798πŸ‘Ž


donkey punch

A sandwich at Chicago Bagel Authority. It is a bialy with chicken salad, BBQ sauce and smoked cheddar on it.

Mmm... that Donkey Punch was delicious! I'd have another, but I'm trying to get into a Speedo.

by TacklingDummy October 17, 2007

723πŸ‘ 688πŸ‘Ž


Donkey Punch

Verb. Noun.
Whilst participating in either vaginal or anal β€˜doggy style’ intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female's anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the female’s cranium. This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male. However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious.

β€œI was banging this one night and I donkey punched the bitch so hard she passed out!”
β€œWhat happened after that?”
β€œI fell asleep. What else?”
β€œHear hear! Bravo!”

by Shane and Ryan September 11, 2005

3171πŸ‘ 3222πŸ‘Ž


Donkey Punch

The Call of Duty Move originally done by xbox live gamer tag Snatchier Pigeon and Ballboy007

This move is when you prone or crouch behind a teammate or enemy and knife them in the back while yelling "DONKEY PUNCH!"

This can be used to annoy teammates or simply get revenge on annoying teammates

I just totally Donkey Punch'd this guy

by Snatchier Pigeon April 11, 2009

842πŸ‘ 859πŸ‘Ž