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A dress that was posted to Facebook by a woman and her friend. The lighting in the particular picture made it appear to some to be white and gold, but to others black and blue. All the women's friends disagreed about the color and eventually it became a huge meme. The actual color of the dress it black and blue (it is a fact look it up)
Sally: What color do you think the dress is?
Jenny: It is totally blue and black, look the model who wore it confirmed it!
Sally: No way, the dress is gold and white, it says so on the news!
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It is said that somewhere in the universe, exists a dress so perfect that when you try it on, you automatically reach enlightenment. It perfectly higlights your curves, lengthens your legs flattens your tummy and makes you look "trendy yet sophisticated" from the moment you put it on. after you find the dress, good luck follows you wherever you go and you will probably marry a rich doctor. Right now, the dress is just an urban legand but you never know, right now as you read this "The Dress" might be hiding inside some store waiting for a lucky woman to find it.
Betty: "I heard that Lauren married a rich doctor and moved to L.A. and is now the fasion editor for Elle magazine!"
Clare:"Yeah, she found The Dress."
Betty:"...ooh lucky bitch!"
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New Orleans for with everything - specifically on sandwiches and such.
Me: walk into Domelici's
Her: Whatch'u want, baby
Me: Can I please have a roast beef po'boy and a Dixie beer, please?
Her: You want that dressed?
Me: Yes, ma'am.
Her: All right then.
Me: looking in bag - Uh, ma'am I didn't order a bag of Zapp's
Her: Oh, baby, that's just a little lagniappe.
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Truly believe to make women and girls more feminine because of their restricted movements to prevent unwanted embarrassment.
Anna, you should sit properly and lady-like in your dress. You don't want your skirt going-up, do you?
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A thing that a girl wears in the summer so she'll get all the hot guys. mostly really short dresses
wow! look at that pretty dress! i wanna date that girl!
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Refers to the side of a man's trousers that his testicles hang.
Those earthworms don't even know whether they dress to the right or the left.
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The dress that some people say is white and gold and some people say is blue and black until they annoy that crap out of each other and declare war against humanity.