doghouse

A small box round the back, commonly used by workmen.

Also known as 'the tradesmens entrance'

Yea Sheila LOVE'S it in the doghouse, shes not so keen on muddy paws all over her fresly washed (front door) rug.

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Doghouse

Verb. The insertion of objects or substances (usually contraband) into one's anus for the purpose of 1. Smuggling items, or 2. Clandestine absorption of narcotics through the lining of the anal cavity. Extremely useful for the habitually incarcerated or the closet drug abuser.

Ann- "Those molly are finally kicking in."
Dan- "I haven't seen you off that barstool for an hour. How you getting beans?"
Ann- "I doghoused them before we left." (wink)

Dan- (massive engorged erection) "Where am I gonna bury this stiff?"
Ann- (ghetto pregnant) "You gonna have to doghouse that bone ya'll, but grab that lube first."

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doghouse

The condition of emasculation occurring when there is or are opportunities to achieve a level of manliness but the correct choice is rejected for a feminine activity. The offending bro is immediately placed in the doghouse when willingly participating in such activities as:

hanging out with girlfriend's friends

not drinking a ton

spending more than ten minutes to get ready for anything, including weddings

becoming a male BFF to a female

being a vegetarian

truly caring for other people

etc.

Tom: "I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend and her parents. We're going to the mall. I'm excited."

Bill: "Doghouse." (walks away, shaking head)

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doghouse

Where you are, right now.

"Phil is in the doghouse for having such a cavalier attitude about dissertations."

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doghouse

slang term for a bass guitar or a stand up bass. usually in reference to being played in rock, blues or jazz.

hey sucka! Git up on that doghouse and let's take off! (pick up your bass guitar and let's improvise some music)

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in the doghouse

Like in the closet, but for furries.

A: Man, have you seen him? He says he's not a furry but he wears a tail every day.
B: So in the doghouse.

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doghouse

a show with a bald guy who thinks hes black and another drunk guy who repeats what schwoogie says,also for somereason its hysterical to them when some1 says eat fresh..proably cause like to eat fresh man ass

the doghouse is the shithouse

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