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Jack Feeney is the name of a sex god. Every time a female sees him, she uncontrollably cums in her pants. It is impossible to calculate his body count because he never stops having sec. Scientists have decided to consider his body count as infinity. Jack Feeney, the sex god, is something that has never existed on this Earth.
“Omfg it’s Jack Feeney!” *jizzes everywhere*
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Having such high levels of homophobia, that one looses their hair and spontaneously shits themselves in a fashion that would resemble the aftermath of having swallowed 47 laxatives.
Dude 1: "OH DUDE WHAT'S THAT SMELL?"
Dude 2: "OH GOD I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK SOMEONE'S PULLIN' A FEENEY!!!"
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Elliot feeney is a skinny muppet who gets terrored by Jamie martin
Ahaha look it’s Elliot feeney getting terrored by jamie martin
'To Feeney' has three distinct definitions.
1. The act of always representing the view point in opposition to the commonly accepted view point in an attempt at humor.
2. Used to describe the act of 'talking shit' to confuse the conversation.
3. To assert that you're always more talented at the particular skill someone else has worked hard to achieve, typically a specialist.
''Of course you're stronger than Eddie Hall, that's so Feeney'.
Scenario where an auto mechanic masturbates into an air filter before installing in a customer's car and charging them for the service.
Jesus, this car smells like semen! She must have gotten the full feeney during the last oil change.