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chorizo breath

is a way of saying to someone that their breath smells like chorizo or sausage, usually because they like to give out alot of blow jobs

Hey Chorizo breath....lay off the sausage guey

by E_Money June 25, 2008

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Chorizo Thundercrack

The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.

Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"

by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011

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Dirty Chorizo

When a man has a herpy lumpy penis that looks like a Payday, and decides to "raw dog" a girl in the rear.

Girl goes home with an attractive young man from the bar and doesnt understand why they cant have sex with the lights on, or why she cant give hime head......It's because he's planning to put the Dirty Chorizo into effect. And all she feels is that lumpy payday, and thinks oh shit.

by JQrazy November 29, 2009

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chorizo wrestler

one who wrestles with sausage.

"hey bro do you want to go watch wrestling with us?"
response:
"hell no i'm not a chorizo wrestler!"

by cw425 January 7, 2010


mas chorizo

a Mexican sausage fest

Hey Pedro that fiesta really sucked no senoritas just mas chorizo.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

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chorizo smoker

A gay man who likes to give fellatio to men of hispanic backgrounds

John loves to smoke pedro's chorizo, what a chorizo smoker

by elcrazyloco696 October 15, 2013


flaming chorizo

Hot flaming cock!

She was begging for my flaming chorizo!

by @BigMac November 21, 2022