Describes a bromance shared between 3 dudes.
Zak, Aaron and Nick are totally in a bromage à trois. The three of them are ALWAYS hanging out together.
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threesome for ladies only. no dicks allowed.
Girl #1: Yo, you lookin fine in that booby-shirt.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.
Enter ménage à twats.
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Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.
George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.
A ménage à trois is the French term describing a relationship or domestic arrangement in which three people, often a married couple and another lover, share a sexual relationship, although the relationship might or might not involve all three persons having sexual relations with each other. The French phrase literally translates as "household of three".
It is also used to refer to an arrangement where three people share sexual relations, and this has become the predominant definition. Some also use it to describe any sex act involving three people, otherwise known as a threesome. Ménage à trois, two women with one man, has become more common, perhaps due to its presentation in porn films. There are ménage à trois arrangements involving two men and one woman, and these are also becoming more common.
Sometimes ménage à trois is called Hot Wives, referring to a married woman who has sex with men other than her spouse, with the husband's consent. In most cases the husbands take a vicarious pleasure in their wives' enjoyment, or enjoy watching, hearing, or knowing about their wives' adventures. Husbands may also take part by engaging in threesomes, or arranging dates for their wives.
Brandy, Jodi, and Eric had an awsome ménage à trois that lasted for hours, all were very pleased after their session
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French expression literally meaning cumbag
Also poche à foutre i.e. cumtank
Nice way to say someone fucks another just for the sake of it
La meuf de ce gars, c'est son sac à foutre.
That guy's chick is his cumbag
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A three way between a man and two Native American women.
"And so, upon meeting Pocahontas and her hot friend, I gently encouraged the possibility of a little ménage à squaw -- sadly, to no avail."
- From the Diary of John Smith
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A ménage à un is the art of self satisfaction aka masturbation.
"I'm going to go blow off some sexual tension and have a ménage à un."
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