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.44 magnum

According to a friend of mine:

"The .44 magnum, for when you need to shoot through not 1 car, not 2 cars but 3!"

Also capable of destroying your arms if you hold it wrong

Harry fires a .44 magnum, he didn't hold it right and was sore for weeks

Larry who is in a gunfight fires his .44 magnum at a guy hiding behind a car. The guy died.

by captain caffine February 20, 2011

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Route 44 Magnum

This is any mixed drink that you make using a Sonic Route 44 Cherry Limeaide and alcohol. Vodka and rum are best, but I have also used whiskey and tequila. My friend and I came up with this name for the drink. You can also order the drinks 3/4 full so that there is room to add alcohol and stir. It taste great, stays cold, and is a great way to conceal drinking in a public place.

Me and Keel mixed up some Route 44 Magnums and headed to the game.

by Burchett October 8, 2006

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.44 magnum rounds

Must be said in a very deep voice every time you find them in State of Decay 2

"Holy shit! I found *inhales* .44 magnum rounds"

by lunaesola June 28, 2022


.44 Magnum Retirement Plan

When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!

Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.

by E. Barlow June 22, 2021


44 magnum

Clint Eastwood's gun in Dirty Harry.

The 44. 44 magnum is the most powerful hand gun in the world one shot could blow your head clean off So you got to ask your self a question "do I feel lucky?..... well do ya puck"

by Itsamebobvy August 2, 2024